do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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