still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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