try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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