why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
