a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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