We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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