I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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