We're like a lot better than the average bears
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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