I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it