Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.