I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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