careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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