He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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