Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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