Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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