Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i think im in europe. pls send help
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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