Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
tequila makes me forget i have legs
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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