pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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