I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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