Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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