I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
the raccoons are back...
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