I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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