hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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