I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also, beer. Big fan.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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