We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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