my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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