Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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