True but thats because hes a fetus.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize