so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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