Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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