I hate your face
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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