my phone needs a breathalizer
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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