Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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