Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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