entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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