We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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