just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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