All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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