They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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