Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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