i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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