Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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