Yo dont text me then not text me
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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