Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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