when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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