i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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