lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Randomize
