You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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