Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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