sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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