I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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