is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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