clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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