Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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